I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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