why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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