we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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