thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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