shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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