So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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