party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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