Grow some girl-balls and come out already
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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