i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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