It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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