Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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