NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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