on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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