that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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