I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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