nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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