sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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