he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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