Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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