Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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