You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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