Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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