she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
