By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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