Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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