We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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