found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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