Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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