we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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