grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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