i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
