google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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