I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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