Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My vagina is officially offended.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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