i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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