its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize