I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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