is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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