You made me cry and you don't even care
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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