benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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