Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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