He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
