i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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