Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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