Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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