Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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