If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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