Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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