I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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