I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The power of my boobs compel you
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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