i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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