i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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