Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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