Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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