how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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